Tuesday, October 23, 2012

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“Twelve Angry Me…at Pies”

Posted: 23 Oct 2012 02:27 AM PDT

By Aitch

No… this is not a blog about the outrageous prices of meat pies at various grounds throughout the UK.
The things journalists get fuckin narked about is really rather embarrassing.

Seven games into a league season is no time to judge…
As fans though, we simply can't help ourselves really… there's an almost pathological, ingrained desperation on our parts to do so.
But there's little to be gained from such judgments at this stage.

It was often said during the latter half of last season, that… and I'm paraphrasing in spite of the quotes… "we wouldn't mind losing, if only we were playing good football and seeing progress".

I'd imagine the people who said that are looking at the development of young players and thinking they got what they wanted.
I'd imagine the people who disputed the idea are looking at the unforced errors, continued (even if it is now being described as a "transitional ball") use of the long ball, defensive mistakes, goals conceded, fewer goals scored from far, far fewer goalscoring "chances" and thinking… hmmm… this is progress?
I'd imagine many are mulling around in the middle.

For sure it is great to see a Sterling playing over a Vorronin, and you can definitely see the kernel of an effective controlling/passing game emerging…
… but you can also see many of the same problems we've had for several seasons now, either raising their heads, or at least bubbling just under the surface.

It has been talked about in terms of a "transition season"
… but a transition to what?

I recently asked a friend the following question…
Do you think we are still a Top 4 team?
It sparked an interesting discussion about what that really means.

Let me explain.
Of course, being a "Top 4" team, means simply to finish in the top 4 places in the league…
… currently Everton sit in 4th place.
But even if they could hang on to that spot for the duration of the season, would that make them a "Top 4" team?

LFC have finished outside the top 4 spots now for 3 seasons.
So technically it is a bit rich for us to be still referring to ourselves as a "Top 4" contender…
But along with final standing, there are other factors to consider…
….things like UEFA rankings, our continued membership among the elite, decision-making clubs of Europe, our worldwide fanbase, (which still sees almost all of our games televised, at least here in the States, while only a handful of, for example, Spurs or Everton's are) and finally, a combination of our History and financial might (even while both of which have taken hits in recent years.)

…So while we haven't been among the "top 4" for a few seasons now… I do still think we are a "Top 4" team… in spite of the last 3 seasons!
My point is… such a team can survive 3 or 4 seasons outside the Top 4 spots… but 5 or 6 and the patient is in serious trouble.

Of course, there's a slightly separate, but certainly related argument now, with the emergence of Man City and to a lesser degree Spurs, that involves the idea that the "traditional" competition for the top 4 spots, is now a more closely contested competition of the Top 6 spots…
I'd somewhat agree with that… (but we will still discuss it as "top 4" due to the CL spots.)
(We are currently looking like the 7th team in that list, and Newcastle may join the ranks as an 8th team, but that remains to be seen… I can't see Everton sustaining their start to be honest, and even if they do have a good season, I doubt its indicative of a resurgence and without investment, they could as easily be contesting relegation again next season.)

So the question then becomes… are we still a part of that group… that "top 4" group?
…are we barely hanging to that "top 4" group's coattails?
… have we fallen to more of a "top 6/8" group status?
…are we barely hanging onto the "top 6/8 group's coattails?
And depending on your answers… the question then becomes…

What are we in transition from?
And what are we in transition to?

These are not easy questions… coz our History weighs heavy upon them.
…and I think this has largely been at the core of the majority of disagreements over the last 4 seasons among the fans.

The idea that a Manager who had won Number 5, taken us close to Number 6, along with 2 CL semis, did not have the 100% support (in as much as any manager can) of the fans coz we'd dropped outside the Top 4 spots once in 5 years surely says something?

But the decision to remove that man, set off a chain of decisions that saw us tumble from those heady heights…
… and while some have sheepishly run from their opinions of those days, in the full realization of the realities of the day, some people still don't realize just how fuckin good we had it!

From my viewpoint… I don't think this season is a transition back to those heady days.
The summer's decisions simply do not bare that out.

It seemed to me that there was an acceptance that we were, if not a "fallen giant", at the very least we were a stumbling one…
…. and that we are now looking to transition back to solidifying ourselves as a 5th/6th place team this season…
(A viewpoint that should perhaps have been in place last summer rather than this?)
… with the hope of building back to Top 4 finishes perhaps the following season.
Of course… January and next summer will almost need to be flawless and error free, for that to happen… and I'm not entirely confident in that happening.

There's a mentality" element to it all, as well as a physical one.

So anyway, here we are… playing "new football" in a "new season" with "new personnel" under a "new manager" with a "new philosophy"…
… at least we won't be doing it in a new stadium…

Seven games into a season IS too early to judge where we are, or where we're going.
The record so far does make for a sobering read…
In the Premier League we have:
One win, Three Draws and Three Losses… 6 points from a possible 21

In all games played (including cups and friendlies) the math reads…
Six Wins, Six Draws and Six Losses… or the equivalent of 24 points from a possible 54

Now none of that necessarily means anything… the babies are only just out of nappies and learning to walk…
Some will say we are playing some great football… and we are…
… but we are playing some poor footy too, making errors and conceding goals.
… not unlike last season actually…
Ultimately stats are numbers that could be a harbinger of doom…
… or they could simply be the teething pains en route from puree to a Prime Rib and chips.

So at the very least…. I'm hoping for a transition to some meat paste and mashed potatoes in the coming weeks…
We host Reading this weekend, followed by Anzhi in the Europa, then Everton on their patch, and then Swansea in the Carling.
Three of those games are gonna be tough fixtures, given that Anzhi are the Russian Chavs, Everton are, well, Everton, and Swansea are Brendan's former team, so both sides will have something of a point to prove.
Not an easy October.

A busy November sees us host Newcastle, then travel to Anzhi and Chelsea. We then host Wigan and Young Boys, before traveling to face Swansea again, this time in the Prem, then Spurs.

One judgment I will give…
There are not too many games in there that the words "need to win" do not apply to.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

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“I… Have Become… Comfortably Numb”

Posted: 03 Oct 2012 08:33 PM PDT

By Aitch

I know a lot of people are getting really excited by what they are seeing.
It's permeating the fan base like a fungal growth.
It's seeping between my toes as I speak.
But I'm sorry, I'm just not drinking the cool aid… not just yet.

I just finished watching a rebroadcast of the Norwich game and at 1-0 that game could have gone either way.
Yes Luis Suarez suddenly found himself in an MMA cage-match…
… no… of course he didn't get the decision… silly…
… yes… the referee's view may have been slightly obstructed…
… but YES… the linesman had a clear view of it.

Forgetting for a moment that should have been a penalty, potentially 2-0, and them reduced to 10 men…
…Norwich actually had 3 or 4 chances to change the game, prior to Luis scoring his and our 2nd.
Ultimately we should really have won that game about 8-1… maybe 8-2…
…but in spite of that, and this is where the blog title comes into play…
… while I thoroughly enjoyed the first 70 minutes of this match…
…I found myself getting really annoyed watching the last 20 minutes.

We started this game in 18th place with a minus 6 goal difference.
Norwich were absolutely demoralized on 70 minutes… their heads were down, their shoulders sagged, they'd given up.
Manchester United would have put them to the sword… so would City, and even Spurs.
… and its not about having a team full of stars or better players or whatever…
… its about an attitude that says, you don't take your foot off the gas…
… you don't stop playing with 20 minutes left.
Its about professionalism… and while I'll concede this is a young team in development, we had pros out there too, and they allowed the drop off.

Consequently… we conceded a goal… making the final score 5-2 instead of 5-1 or greater.
So we finished the weekend in 14th place… with a minus 3 goal difference instead of a minus 1… or zero or a plus… and that matters… or at least… it should.

Am I a moaning bastard? Maybe.
… but that doesn't make my point any less salient?

Now that's not to take away from some of the praise that has been quite rightly lauded on Rodgers and the players following the last two decisive wins…
… we absolutely did play some terrific looking football…
… but there was some dodgy stuff in there too.
I reckon Brendan is the kind of guy that would be thinking the same thing, and as such, he'll have maybe given them a bit of a bollocking at some point about this.
I hope so anyway.

So while I enjoyed the game and the win and everything we did well…
…I found myself annoyed by this "lack of professionalism" on our part, along with some very disturbing lapses in defending that happened early on in the game..
…and along with loving the way we went about beating Young Boys and really playing a more experienced Manc (plus ref) side off the park…
… I'm keeping myself in check.
I wasn't overly distraught at having been cheated against the Mancs. I normally would have been… but we played so well, outplayed them really, even with 10 men, that it offset the disappointment of losing the game.
…and such has been my feeling after most of our games.
Something to be excited about, some forward progress… yet stymied by something, be it a loss, or horrific officiating, or dreadful errors, or whatever.

…and so… in Floyd's immortal words… "I… have become… comfortably numb".
(but to some extent, in a good way at least)
(I hope that makes sense?)

So now to the meat of a matter…

…Goals change games.
… Moments change games.

…and in the same way that moments changed games in favor of our opposition in some recent games, moments occurred in our favor in the last two… but there were additional moments too… potential game changers that will be largely overlooked, coz the outcome was favorable.

"Luck" was harsh to us in our first few league games.
"Luck" smiled on us in the last two games.

… but I want to take a quick look at this whole "luck" thing.

Let's be clear about this.
There are moments in games where a ball takes an awkward bounce…
…say… off a beach ball for instance.
The bounce wrong foots the keeper and suddenly you're a goal down in a game you were controlling.
Bad Luck?
Absolutely.

…but… and it's a BIG, MASSIVE, SHAKING IN THE CAMERA, GANSTER RAPPER, VIDEO-VIXEN's BUTT…
… there is actually a rule in the games' rulebook that clearly states that goal should have been disallowed.
…and it wasn't.
That is NOT bad luck. That is either officiating incompetence, or clear officiating bias.
It has to be one or the other… there is no other option.

Both linesmen had a clear view of Mulumbu's challenge on Henderson midweek… assuming the referee didn't… and it was practically right in front of the 4th official.
(is this the easiest money in sport… aside from 90 minutes of foul language from managers, all you do is hold up a lightboard a few times???)

The foul wasn't whistled (where the above assumption comes from) and play was waved on for about 90 seconds.
Now there is absolutely no excuse for the two linesmen, and the 4th official, NOT to have flagged, motioned to, or radioed the Ref and said "yep, that's a studs up to the standing leg tackle mate, think he's got to go there."
And it wasn't like he completely let it go… he actually "had a word" with Mulumbu, so he knew something happened.
The decision wasn't bad luck… it was just bad officiating… plain and simple… cut and dry.
(of course, it was incredibly “good luck” that Mulumbu didn't break Henderson's leg, but that shouldn't cloud the utter and complete "wrongness" of the decision.)

Was it bias… or incompetence?
… and not just on one man's part… but on the other 3 men's part as well?
Which actually gives much, much greater weight to the question.

It is one thing for one man to get it wrong…
… it's another entirely for all 4 to get it wrong.

Which brings me to Saturday.
Now it was fairly clear that the referee's view of the foul on Luis Suarez was obstructed.
(and it's fairly clear that calling it a "foul" is somewhat outrageous, since such an incident on the street would result in jail time for the perpetrator. In fact, in MMA they have an actual patented name for that move. Same in WWE or whatever they call it now. Watch any given episode of Spartacus and you'll see it a few times, it was one of Gannicus fave moves… but I digress.)
… the "foul" (see wikipedia page describing GBH or Grievous Bodily Harm) took place in clear view of the linesman. He had an unobstructed view of it… he simply couldn't miss it. Yet he did.

Now its all well and good us suggesting "he should have had a penalty there"…
… but you know what… fuck that…
…Luis should have had a penalty when the Manc defender tried to toe-poke the ball away from him, was just a second too slow, and clipped his foot.
That wasn't vindictive… uncharacteristically :) for a Manc defender… it was a mistake, an ever so slightly mistimed tackle coz Suarez has quick feet…
… not getting that decision was "bad luck" in that while it was a poor decision by the ref, it wasn't a clear-cut, stone wall, by the book, obvious decision that he got wrong for any reason other than he just wasn't quick enough to see it in that moment.
… such incidents happen…
… but the decision at Norwich was either horrendously incompetent officiating, or some sort of clear bias. (…as was the Valencia decision… but again, I digress…well not really… it's a growing "body of evidence" in support of the argument.)

There's good luck and bad luck, and then there's… this other thing.

If its incompetence, then it needs addressing, and that won't happen while it is masked in the category of "refereeing mistake"… coz those happen, and that's fair enough… but that is not what the Norwich decision was, not what the Mulumbu decision was, not what the Valencia decision was. (and there should be an "etc." there.)

It is important that we talk about these decisions as WHAT THEY ARE.

How often do you hear a pundit say "he opened up an extra yard of space for the shot there" …when what the player did was find about a 6-to-8 inches hole to put the ball through?

I'm sick to fuck of hearing commentators say "that was a great cross, he put that into a very dangerous area", when what he actually did was just twat the ball into a space that was so unoccupied by a player in the same shirt, that his closest teammate was 30 yards away from where he "crossed" the ball, and therefore NOT in a dangerous area.

NO… such a cross is not "great" …when there is clearly nobody to get on the end of it…
… what it is, is a wasteful ball… a needless conceding of possession.

There are semantics… and there's daylight highway robbery of the English language!
…Coz these things are now part of the collective discourse…
It is no longer just a case of pundits using such banal phrasing…
… these types of things are now just accepted as truisms…
… and its not just numpties you hear talking this nonsense… people who have actually played the fuckin game, and know the difference between being a yard offside and being 6 inches offside, all use this language now…
… like the seeping fungus… (not the Manc manager, ;) but actual fungal growth) it has crept up the trunks and down into the roots of our collective discourse…
… and it prevents a proper discussion of what is really, truly happening in all aspects of the modern game.

…so likewise…
Decisions made (or not) about a blatant, clear cut infringement of the rules of the game… when at least ONE of the FOUR officials whose job it is to manage those infringements… have a clear and unobstructed view of the incident… are not simply "bad decisions"…
… not simply a case of "oh he got that wrong there"…
… NOT simply a case of "bad luck"…
… they are more than that…
… and we need to be talking about such incidents for what they are…
… coz United have won at least 4 titles on the back of such nonsense…
… and we all accept it coz "that's just the way it is".

Evil thrives when good men do nothing.
It is time for everyone who loves this game to stand up and say NO… this is fucked up and we're not gonna take it anymore.
Stop allowing "journalists", who have no earthly right to call themselves that, to frame the discussion.
If we stopped simply accepting banal punditry… maybe the broadcasters would stop hiring the cunts.
When there's a backlash for "politically incorrect" reasons, they act… just ask Keys and Gray.
Maybe if we as fans… collectively stopped asking what we could do about it, and actually started discussing these issues for what they are… things would change?
Yeah right!

So anyway… we've played some good footy lately…
… I am liking what I'm seeing.
I am honestly… numbness or not.

The kids are looking good, and "with a bit of luck" Brendan might surprise a few people this season…
… I get where the excitement is coming from…
… like a teenage boy who's just found his Dad's Playboy collection, I'm feeling the twinge myself…
(guess that's pretty much a dated reference nowadays huh… should be more like "a teenage boy who's just found his Dad's passcode to "naughtyschoolgirls.com" or something?)
…but twinge be damned…
…I'm not getting carried away just yet.

I'm still glass half-full in spite of this statement….
… but we are still giving the ball away an awful lot…
… still unnecessarily conceding possession…
… will still be on the end of "unlucky decisions"… (argh… head explodes)
… and while its great to see, not only, youth given the chance, but youth taking that chance, the season is a long, hard road to travel, to rely entirely on it.

There's many a slip, twixt the cup and the lip… and we still have a dangerously thin squad… still have senior players who need to step it up… still have only a half-dozen or so games to truly judge what we're seeing thus far.

We rightfully beat Norwich… and WBA in the Cup… and Young Boys.
The chance to get anything from WBA, or the Mancs was to some extent taken out of our hands.
And both scenarios will continue to repeat themselves as the season develops.

…and so to a sterner test in the Europa League.

The most successful clubs in the history of this competition are: Juventus, Inter Milan… and Liverpool F.C.

For that reason alone, we should be taking this competition seriously every single time we end up in it.

We've been drip-fed a fungal rot of "mickey mouse cups" for far too long, and some of our fans are well and truly digesting this fuckin cool aid.
Its got to stop. Its got to stop now.

We lost our "most titles" mantra recently… we immediately pivoted to "still the most successful club in England".
Thank god we can still say that.
But you know why we can still say that, instead of sitting with egg on our faces as the Mancs chant their number of titles at us?

…Because we've won more fuckin trophies in total… and that's not just the be-all-end-all Champions Leagues…
… its League Cups… and the UEFA Cup… (now the Europa league.)

Win the Europa League this season and Liverpool Football Club will have won this competition more times than any other club.
Do we really need more incentive than that?
Really?

And keep in mind that we hold this distinction in the "nobody cares about" League Cup as well… 8 Cups… the second placed team is Aston Villa who have "won it 5 times".

When time comes to attract players to Liverpool… you can sell them on where you are… you can sell them on where you are going… or you can sell them on where you've been.
We can do ALL THREE!
We can…. because even though we might not be playing in the "oh so important" Champions League spotlight…
…a simple wiki search for either of these two "lesser" competitions reveals the name "Liverpool F.C." listed under the heading "most successful clubs in this competition."

…Alongside Juventus and Inter Milan…
…Ahead of Manchester United, and Chelsea, and Spurs (who all have 4 LCs)…
… and in spite of two decades without a title…
Liverpool Football Club still has the phrase "most successful football club" attached to it.

This is where we've been… but this is also where we STILL ARE!
Liverpool Football Club… Still Relevant… even now!
This shit matters. Cups matter!
Anyone says otherwise, is drinking the cool aid… with a nasty case of fungal growth between their toes.

…and where we're going…
… well… that remains to be seen…
… but taking the Cups seriously needs to be a part of that.

…so… comfortably numb… but hoping for a wee twinge of excitement Thursday.
…now … what the fuck was my passcode to naughtyschoolgirls again?