Saturday, August 31, 2013

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A Big Week For Rodgers Reds

Posted: 30 Aug 2013 07:54 PM PDT

Well we are halfway through what will ultimately prove to be a defining week for The Reds. Two games and two wins behind us with a big game and the end of the transfer window ahead of us. To be honest I'm still have some doubts about our owners, our manager and this team at the moment but I expect, one way or another, we'll get some answers in the coming days.

Last weekend we continued our great start to the season with a very useful 1-0 win at Villa Park which was especially sweet considering we only played for 30 minutes. Some people say it's a good sign when you can win while playing badly but it's an even better sign when you win without playing at all! Strange the way football works sometimes. At the start of last season we played very well but the results didn't come, this season we've got the results but haven't really got going yet in terms of performance. Last weekend only Mignolet, Toure, Gerrard and Sturridge emerged from that game with any credit in my opinion, the rest of the team was in the OK to Poor range, and yes I'm talking to you Dagger and Lucas!

I actually enjoyed our performance for the first 30 minutes. While it lasted It was an excellent away display as we took control, played some really good football and capped it all off with a brilliant finish by Sturridge, who is slicker than dog shit on linoleum at the moment. Unfortunately things started to go downhill from there and we gradually got worse and worse as the game went on but thankfully we hung on and took the points.

Not to worry though because afterwards Rodgers said it was all part of his tactical plan. Apparently playing shite and constantly giving the ball back to the opposition for an hour was in fact a tactical move according to our Brendan, so it's all good. In my opinion, we over compensated defensively once we got our noses in front and handed the initiative back to the opposition, but hey what would I know. Anyway, we've got our 6 points on the board and that's better than a kick in the nuts with a frozen cowboy boot.

Then we moved on to our Capitol One Cup game at home to Notts County on Tuesday that saw us almost top Miley Cyrus for the most embarrassing performance of the week! Rodgers put out a strong side which I believe was the correct decision, firstly because without European football this season we might as well have a good go at the cup competitions and secondly because I think you've got to play the younger players alongside the experienced ones to really see how they fit in.

In fairness the team played well for most of the game, scored two goals, wasted a whole host of other chances and hit the bar more often than Paul Gascoigne! But in football you can never give a sucker an even break and to their credit Notts County hung in there and somehow managed to pull two goals back and push the game to extra time, when we finally managed to kill them off with goals from Dan the Man and Hendo.

It turned out to be an expensive victory for us though as Cissokho, Allen and the very impressive Toure all picked up injuries. Their injuries will perhaps keep them side-lined for the coming weeks, and our already thin squad is now looking practically anorexic!

Our Cup struggles against Notts County yielded us an unkind draw away to the Mancs in the next round but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, for now we've got to focus on them coming to Anfield on Sunday. I will be at the game and I'm going with neither confidence nor dread because the truth is I just don't know how it will go. We could win 3-0 or lose 4-0, I just haven't seen enough of either side to form an opinion.

But this is definitely a big game for Rodgers. Our games against the top six sides last season yielded just one victory against Spurs and that's just not good enough regardless of the circumstances. A victory on Sunday and we'll be flying but a defeat will totally change the mood and see us go into the international break on a real downer. Questions and doubts will be raised about the manager even at this early stage in the season, I'm not suggesting that is fair but it is the reality. Rodgers needs to get this particular monkey off his back as soon as possible. He needs to mastermind some victories against the top sides this season, particularly at Anfield and Sunday's game would be an excellent place to start.

It definitely will not be easy though partially as we may be without Kolo at the centre of our defence. I said in the last blog that I thought Skrtel had been harshly frozen out by the manager and it seems that particularly chicken may come home to roost. Now Rodgers might need him and Skrtel will have to go in to the game cold and knowing the manager does not have confidence in him. This can go one of two ways, either Skrtel's head will be down or he'll go into the game feeling he has a point to prove, let us hope it is the latter!

The mancs will know all about cutting off the supply line to Coutinho and Sturridge, keeping our full backs pressed back etc, but sometimes in these games it's the lesser hyped players that can travel under the radar, get a little extra space and make a name for themselves. So someone like Aspas or maybe even Hendo could emerge as the hero for us in this game.

As for the Mancs, we know they have a lot of attacking threat and the team will just have to remain focused and cope with it. A key man for us will be Lucas but since returning from his injury you just never know which Lucas will turn up. Sometimes he looks back to his old self but other times he looks about as much use as a soap salesman in Newcastle! We will badly need the good version of Lucas on Sunday to help snuff out the manc threat. If we get the bad version, the version that gets booked after 5 minutes, gives away lots of needless free-kicks in dangerous areas, gets caught in possession while dwelling too long on the ball, we could be in big trouble.

Anyway, as I mentioned earlier I just don't know how this one will go. I desperately hope we can win it but with both managers under pressure not to lose, it could turn out to be a draw. So I'll put my money on a 1-1 draw but I'll be keeping fingers, legs, toes and just about everything else crossed that we can nick a win and go into the international break with the massive boost of having 9 points and a 100% record.

But perhaps even more important than the game on Sunday is the transfer window closing on Monday. We simply must get more bodies in before that window slams shut. The transfer business we do, assuming we do any, will ultimately determine our possibilities and the ambition of the club for this season. For me it's a simple one to one proposition, no business – no chance, a little business – a little chance, big business – big chance, you get the gist.

I can understand the owners want to be careful with the purse strings given the money that has been wasted on transfers in the past and I agree that it is wise to be prudent, but they've also got to be careful they don't overdo it. There is no doubt they were badly advised in paying way over the odds for the mediocre players recruited when Dalglish was in charge, but they hired those advisors and must accept at least partial responsibility for that debacle.

It certainly wasn't the fault of Brendan Rodgers or his team and they shouldn't have to suffer because of other peoples past mistakes. At the end of the day Rodgers is their appointment and I think he could be a good one but they've got to give the guy a chance by backing him as much as possible in the transfer market.

I said at the beginning that I still had some doubts about the manager but that comes from the fact that I don't think he has had the opportunity to fully implement his plans yet. In his short time at the club he has had to oversee the offloading of a lot of over-priced/over paid players that didn't fit the profile and make space for the recruitment of players that do in the transfer windows that have followed.

So there has been a lot of necessary squad transition going on and he has managed that quite well. Almost all of the deadwood has now been moved on but our squad is now a little too light and a few more bodies are required before this transfer window closes. I like Rodgers and think he could be the right manager for us but we can't really make a fair judgement on him until he has been given the right tools to do the job.

I believe we need to bring in another three or four decent quality players in the remainder of this transfer window to give him the squad he needs to fully implement his ideas and it is only then that we will truly know if he is the man that can lead us to the Promised Land. Thankfully recent reports suggest this is happening with Sakho and Illori reportedly on their way to us. I'd be well pleased with those two quality signings added to our defence.

There is also talk of a loan signing of Moses for our left wing and as we've already had God, Jesus and a Saint, he should fit right in at our place! I'd also like to see another good quality central midfielder recruited but we'll see what happens.

So I've got my fingers crossed and may even sacrifice a chicken or two in the hope that we can get a good result on Sunday and an even better result on Monday to successfully complete what could prove to be a season defining week for the club.

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

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Liverpool Must Multiply To Go Fourth!

Posted: 22 Aug 2013 05:10 AM PDT

Sorry I'm a bit late with this blog, but I'm as busy as an Egyptian road sweeper at the moment. Anyway I don't know anybody else but I'm as happy as a dog with three testicles. I don't remember the last time we got a win on the opening day of the season but it's brilliant to get off to a winning start and particularly sweet after the Suarez media sideshow we've had to endure in recent weeks. A good performance, three points and a clean sheet, life is good!

It was a good performance overall but as ever with Liverpool they just don't do things the easy way and almost managed to snatch a draw from the jaws of victory. We played some really good football at times, had enough shots to start a war but only managed to score one goal and had to endure a nervy end to game that really should have been put to bed long before the final whistle.

Strange the way football works sometimes. Simon Mignolet spend most of the game flapping about like an epileptic pigeon but his brilliant double save from Stokes last minute penalty secured us the points and now he is a hero. Let's hope it is the shot in the arm his confidence needed for him to kick on from here because there is no doubt in my mind that he is an excellent keeper, he just needs to settle down and do his stuff.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Saturday, August 17, 2013: Liverpool's Daniel Sturridge celebrates with team-mates after scoring the first goal against Stoke City during the Premiership match at Anfield. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

I was also impressed with the other new boys Toure and Aspas. Both did very well, Toure looks very solid at the back and he is not afraid to come forward when the opportunity presents itself, which is good to see, and he was so unlucky not to score when his header came back off the crossbar. I'm really impressed by Aspas so far. He really covers the grass and was maybe a little unlucky himself not to score but I'm pretty confident the goals will come for this guy. He is almost Kuyt-like in terms of work rate but I fancy he will get more goals, double figures this season for sure, trust me!

Sturridge was also particularly impressive considering he is not yet 100% fit. You always feel this guy has a goal in him but the key is going to be him avoiding injury. If he can stay injury free this campaign he will be at or near the top of the goal-scoring charts at the end of the season for sure. The rest of the team also did well with no obvious deadwood on show, we just let ourselves down a little with our finishing and almost paid the price for that but in a strange way a hard fought 1-0 win might prove more beneficial to the team right now than an easy 3 or 4 nil stroll. Not what I would regard as a great performance overall, as I thought we were quite sloppy at times particularly in the latter stages when nerves started to show, but good enough to merit the points and plenty to build on in the games ahead.

Now for the negative stuff and my big concern at the moment is the depth of the squad. While I accept that not being involved in Europe this season means we can get by with a smaller squad, I still think we are short on numbers. Look at this team: Goalkeeper – Reina, Defence – Carra, possibly one or both of Skrtel and Coates, Robinson, Midfield – Downing, Shelvey, Spearing, Suso and an attack of Carroll and Pacheco. If you add in a right back to that lot you would have a pretty decent lower to mid table Premiership team but that is depth we have lost from our squad through sales, loans and retirements over the summer.

I don't really have a problem with these players moving on, in fact in most cases I welcome it, but it bothers me that not enough replacements have come in so far. I was happy with our four early signings but nothing followed until today's news of the welcome addition of Ally Cissokho as extra cover at left back. I was also really very disappointed to hear today that we seem to have missed out on yet another of our top targets with Willian seemingly on his way to Spurs despite the fact that Liverpool seemed to have this signing within their grasp over the weekend.

So yet another marquee signing gets away from us. The first guy, Micky Tarhead or whatever the bloody hell his name was, the club lamented the fact that they never even had a chance to talk to him, then came Diego Costa who elected to sign a new contract at Atletico Madrid. However, there was no such difficulties with Willian who was available and seemed quite keen to come to Anfield but as our guys were pissing about on terms, Spurs have apparently come straight in and taken him away from us, as they've done before. I don't think Spurs even have a scouting team, they just seem to follow ours around and pinch the players we are looking at!

We need to bring in another 2 or 3 players who are ready now to play in the first team but according to the latest reports I've been reading we are being linked with a 20yr old, an 18yr old and a bloody 16yr old FFS! They just keep getting younger, I swear one day we are going to hear the club has put a £1 million bid in for a sperm! It's getting ridiculous, we have champagne ambitions but a lemonade transfer budget!

I say transfer budget but of course the club hasn't actually spent any money yet given that the money brought in from transfer has exceeded the little that was spent, not to mention the reduction in the clubs wage bill. In fairness I think the money is there but it needs to be used on players who are ready now for the first team not more bloody kids, Jaysus it's as well we're not in the Champions League as we'd only have half a bleedin team, the other half wouldn't be allowed to stay up past 8 o'clock!

More new faces are not a luxury for us they are an absolute necessity. Consider our midfield three from Saturday's team, Gerrard, Lucas and Henderson, and the cover on the bench was Joe Allen. They are the four main men we have to cover perhaps the most important area of the team, just four men to cover three positions. Three of those four have just recently returned from long term injuries and if one or two of them get side-lined again we will be down to the bare bones. Young Luis Alberto was brought in during the summer and he looks a very promising lad but he's not ready yet and he didn't get too many minutes in our pre-season games which would seem to indicate that Rodgers doesn't think he's ready for the first team yet either. Beyond him the cupboard looks pretty bare in terms of central midfield.

I'd also like to see another wide midfielder and a striker. In my opinion, we have enough options in defence now that Cissokho has come in as another left back option. We've got plenty of options at right back and I also don't see another centre back as a priority. We've got Dagger and Toure in the team at the moment. Beyond them we've still got Skrtel who I think has been a bit harshly treated by the manager.

I know he had a dodgy spell last season but I still think it's wrong that he has been totally frozen out since then, I mean the season before he was our Player of the Season. He is still a very good player and I'd much rather go with him as cover then spend £10 million+ on an unknown quantity when that money can be used to better effect in other areas of the team. Beyond Skrtel we've got Coates who I believe has just been side-lined with a nasty knee injury while on international duty but he'll be back in a couple of months and we've also got Wisdom and Kelly who can play centre back. So I'd say fine if we can bring in another centre back without compromising the spending on other areas of the team but if not I'd say go with what we have for now.

My predictions for the season? Well last season we finished 7th in the Premier League but all things considered, new manager, difficult start, bad luck etc, I rated us as about the sixth best team in the league. Now after our pre-season and our transfer activity so far, I would still rate us as sixth and without further first team quality reinforcements I believe that is where we will finish the season.

Quite honestly I think anyone who believes we will finish above that with the current squad, is away with the fairies. The manc sides and the chavs are miles ahead of us at the moment. Gollum, the Special Needs One and Peter the Pelican have teams full of World Class players and even more World Class players sitting on the bench who they can call upon to change games in their favour when things are going against them, not to mention the fact that they have pots of cash to go and buy more. Spurs are also disappearing over the hill. They have shown ambition, invested a lot of cash in their squad and seem to have the ability to move quickly in the transfer market while our guys seem to take longer than a rich man's funeral! Arsenal are in a bit of a mess at the moment and might be catchable if that continues.

So I can't see us finishing higher than sixth at the moment but I dearly hope the team can prove me wrong and I will be delighted to eat a truck load of humble pie should that be the case. Sorry for being a miserable shit but on the plus side, when it comes to predictions I'm about as much use as a rubber crutch so don't let my opinions burst your bubble!

Anyway, we're away at Aston Villa at the weekend hoping to continue our good start to the season. It will be a tough but should be a good game. Villa are in good form at the moment after their great win at Arsenal and a narrow defeat early this evening at Chelsea so they will be well up for it in their first home game of the season.

They obviously play a more open game then we faced against Stoke which should suit us but we will need to work hard and certainly be more clinical in front of goal when the chances come our way. Our defence will definitely be tested and it will be interesting to see how Dagger and Toure cope with Benteke who is a real handful. Overall though I think we can nick the points and my money's on us coming away with a 2 – 1 win.

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Saturday, August 3, 2013

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Steven Gerrard – The Last Legend

Posted: 02 Aug 2013 11:29 AM PDT

Sometimes it's tough being a blogger, even a brilliantly talented blogger such as myself who, let's be honest about it, would be just about perfect except for my modesty! Anyway I figure it's high time I posted a new blog, but then I've got to decide on a topic. Decisions, decisions it's all go here at Kopblog HQ.

So I think maybe I'll write about Pepe Reina who has gone on loan to Napoli and is definitely, probably, maybe, not really angry at the club about apparently not telling him about it. Jaysus, Pepe with such an indecisive mind I can see why you always had trouble with corner kicks! Besides, there are undiscovered tribes in the deepest, darkest parts of the Amazon who knew this move to Napoli was very much on the cards, so don't talk shite lad!

Then I thought maybe I'd write about Suarez and the fact that it's looking like he will definitely, probably, maybe, won't be leaving the club this summer. Who can say how this sorry episode will turn out? To me it's kind of like a tetanus injection, on the one hand you don't want it to happen but on the other you just want it over with as quickly as possible. But I'm a bit fed up reading about this topic as I'm sure everybody else is so let's park it until there is some fresh information.

I then decided I would write a blog full of fire and brimstone as I am so pissed off at the club's lack of activity in the transfer market. Particularly as we see Spurs bringing their transfer spending to £50 million with today's signing of Sodildo. Bloody Spurs! A team we are at the very least on a financial par with and a team we finished 11 points behind last season. Yet they are showing some ambition and investing in their side while our guys are pissing about looking to bring in mediocre players on loan deals.

Granted Spurs may well recover their investment with the possible sale of Bale but they have invested a lot of money in their squad in recent seasons and I suspect they would have spent this cash regardless of the Bale situation. So I was really pushed over the edge when I read Rodgers comments today stating that the cash is available but he may not spend it if he can't find the right quality in the market! What a lot of crap, it made me want to grab him by the throat and beat him like a red headed step child to knock some sense into him.

I know managers have to say this kind of stuff to avoid been held to ransom etc, but it does my head in because a lot of what he has been saying recently sounds a lot like the stuff he said during last summer's transfer window and we all know what a complete mess that turned out to be. But I calmed down a little when I heard the news earlier that the club have definitely, probably, maybe bid £22million for Diego Costa Fortune. So I've had to park that blog as well because if the Costa bid is real then many of my brilliantly thought out points would be about as useless as a nuns tits!

But then I was reminded that this weekend see's Liverpool playing Olympiacos in the Steven Gerrard Testimonial and this has totally mellowed me out so I figured I'd pay tribute to the Great Man. As I began to write the words seemed somehow familiar so I dug deep into the Kopblog HQ vaults and found the below piece that I wrote back in November 28th 2006 titled, Is Captain Gerrard a Superhero? I kinda like this old blog as this was written when Gerrard was in his prime and it gives a little flavor of what we were talking about back in the day.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Captain Gerrard coming to save the day. I sometimes wonder if it's time for StevieG to start wearing his underpants outside of his trousers. It's amazing how, when things seem at their most desperate, it's often Captain Gerrard who arrives to pull our asses out of the fire and I'm beginning to think of him as our very own Superhero!

Saturday was yet another example. Man City came to Anfield for a draw and they set themselves up both tactically and physically to achieve that result, and for a long time it looked as if they would be successful in that regard. Although we enjoyed the lion's share of possession, we seemed to lack the pace and width in our attack to break them down. However, once again Captain Stevie rescues the situation by rocketing in a goal from outside the box to give us a hugely important three points.

There have been many examples of Captain Gerrard's super powers over the years. In the closing months of Houllier's last season when we faced a huge uphill task to get into the last CL qualifying spot, it was Captain Gerrard who almost single-handedly drove us to victory in those final games and got us into fourth spot. The following season, saw us once again in a desperate situation, when with the clock ticking down at Anfield we needed to score one more goal against Olympiacos to see us through to the next stage of the CL, and once again it was Captain Gerrard who saved the situation with a wonderful long range strike.

Perhaps, Istanbul provided us with his finest moment. 3-0 down at half time against AC Milan in the CL final, our cause seemed hopeless and we desperately needed some inspiration from somewhere in the second half. Again it was Captain Stevie who came to the rescue by scoring our first goal and driving us forward to victory in the greatest comeback the game has ever seen.

Last season's FA Cup final with West Ham was more of the same. Gerrard had already scored one and put in a wonderful pass to Cisse for our second but we still found ourselves mere moments from defeat. However, Captain Gerrard wasn't finished yet and from absolutely nowhere he scored a brilliant 40 yard thunderbolt to put us back on level terms and we went on to lift the cup after a penalty shoot-out.

These are just several high profile examples of Captain Stevie's super-powers but there are literally dozens of others. However, throughout the World Cup for England and for the most part of this season he hasn't been at his best. A number of reasons have been put forward for this, but whatever the cause, he has often played as if someone must have slipped some kryptonite into his tea.

Thankfully, there have been some good signs recently that his super-powers may be returning. This is of course great news for Reds fans as he is such a vitally important player for us. When we find ourselves in deep shit and Captain Stevie rescues us with a long-range thunderbolt or a brilliant pass, we are all absolutely delighted. So delighted in fact, that we often forget to examine why we were in deep shit in the first place!

Despite the fact that Rafa has assembled a fairly strong squad of players, I still feel that with the exception of Gerrard, we are still a little lightweight when it comes to real quality. We have a mixture of some good and very good players, and some others with great potential. But in terms of true top class quality, then beyond Gerrard, the cupboard looks pretty bare.

I know some people may disagree with that, but I think sometimes as supporters we have a tendency to overvalue the ability of our players. We tend to base our judgement of them on what they occasionally show they are capable of doing, rather than what they actually do on a regular basis. I am certain there will be much better things to come from this squad of players when things click into place in the remainder of the season. But if we were to judge things based on what we've seen from them so far this season, then it makes for pretty poor reading.

Despite all the extra strength brought into the squad over the summer, in my view the only players who have shown any type of consistency in their performances in the season so far are Carra, Agger, Sissoko, Kuyt and Crouch. For a team that had hopes of mounting a title challenge, this really is a pitiful small number. Unfortunately, injury has robbed us of Momo but thankfully in recent games Gerrard, Reina and even Zenden have also started to kick in with some good performances.

However, as I mentioned in a previous blog my real worry is in the wide areas. For a team who often plays with two wingers, the quality of our crosses from wide positions has really been deplorable. It would be easy to hang this all on our wingers but I think we must also have a look at our full-backs. Just as wingers are expected to get back and support their full-backs, I think in the modern game it is equally important for the full-backs to get forward whenever possible to support the winger.

Riise and Finnan are two favourites of mine but I don't think they've been getting forward in support as much as they should. Recently we enjoyed an incredible 80% of the possession against Middlesboring and couldn't find a way to break them down. On Saturday, again we enjoyed the lion's share of possession but in the end we had to rely on a Captain Stevie thunderbolt to win us the points.

In our next three league games we face Pompey, Wigan and Fulham. Just like against City and Boro, these are three sides against whom we will have most certainly have a huge amount of possession. In such circumstances our full backs have got to contribute more to the attack. We really should be hitting these sides like a Red tide with wave after wave of attack. Three wins in these games are well within our capability and could see us back in the top four.

My point is, superhero or not, we can't keep relying on Captain Gerrard to come to the rescue and pull our asses out of the fire. It's high time for some of our other players to get out of their comfort zones and take some responsibility. With all the teams around us dropping points, a little winning run now, against very beatable opponents, and we could very well find ourselves in 3rd spot by Christmas. That would be an incredible turnaround after our poor start to the season and a great opportunity to rub our critic's noses in it. If some of our players are truly worthy of wearing a Liverpool shirt, surely this should be all the motivation they need.
That was a blog from 7 years ago and yet it's amazing how some of the points are still relevant today. I wrote another blog many years ago where I picked my all-time Liverpool Top 10 players and on that list I had Gerrard at number 3 behind Kenny and Barnes but I've revised my opinions over the years and if I had to write that same list again today, Gerrard would most definitely be my number 1 and the first name on the team sheet of my all-time 11.

The reason for this is that while I've seen many, many great players wearing the Red shirt in my 40+ years of support, most of the other greats were playing in sides where they were surrounded by other great players. Gerrard on the hand has spent most of his Liverpool career often surrounded by average players, journeymen and complete clowns, but despite this he has still managed to shine as a World Class player, and as I pointed out in that old blog there have been many occasions where he has carried the team on his back.

We've all been guilty at times of taken him for granted but the guy is a bloody hero and a total Legend. Unfortunately he could well prove to be our last legend. We have some talented young lads in the squad now who may go on to become World Class players in their own right but you can bet if they do they will be off quicker than a brides nightie and with the club's current transfer policy seeming to be somewhere between penny-pinching and child abduction, I don't see too many Legends emerging in our future.

So this weekend let's celebrate the one Legend we've got left and I hope him and his family have a fantastic day. I also hope/pray he can give us another few seasons because I shudder to think where we would be without him. So as I asked in the title of that old blog, Is Captain Gerrard a Superhero? Don't talk daft, of course he bloody well is!

On a final note, can I say that it is with much regret that I am currently speaking to my legal team about a possible legal action against the club. Earlier this week the club released a list of banned words and phrases to its staff. But I was shocked to see that this list which by now has appeared in most national newspapers reads remarkably similar to one of my typical blogs, it's bloody plagiarism I tell you! Cheeky Bastards, I'll see you in court Mr. Ayre.

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Monday, July 22, 2013

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Kindergarten Kop

Posted: 21 Jul 2013 12:54 PM PDT

Well doesn't time fly when you're having fun. After the joys of a summer filled with the Confetti Cup, the Welsh Lions tour of Australia, the annual Spot the Lesbian competition at Wimbledon and other such delights, our pre-season is well and truly underway ahead of the new season and I'm so excited I have to sit on my hands to keep from clapping!

The 4-0 win against Preston last weekend and our 2-0 win against whoever we were playing in Indonesia yesterday were decent run outs for the squad as they ease their way towards the levels required for the season ahead. It has also been good to get an early look at the new additions to the squad and all of them have looked pretty decent so far.

I like the look of Toure in the centre of defence. He's certainly a bigger lad than I remember and seems to have a real presence about him at the back, definitely a very good addition in my opinion. Mignolet hasn't had a lot to do in the games so far but what little he has had to do, he's done really well. He is also a talker/shouter and doesn't seem to be afraid to give the defenders in front of him a real earful which is great to see. I've just heard the news that it seems Pepe is off for a season long loan to Napoli and I'm sorry to see him go but I think we're in safe "hands" with Mignolet and he is another very good addition.

We can't be as sure about the other two new additions Aspas and Alberto at this stage. Both of them have looked really good so far but the quality of the opposition they've faced hasn't been great and I don't think we will be sure about either of them until the real stuff begins in August. They both look very promising though, Aspas is like a hyena on acid constantly on the move and always hungry for the ball and Alberto seems like a classy player with a good range of passes and a good football brain to go with them.

As for the players from last season, it has been the youngsters who have been the stand out performers so far. I really like the look of young Poison Ibe. He is still very young but looks very promising. It will be difficult, particularly without European football, but I hope he gets some more game time next season because potentially I think this kid could be a future star.

Also good to see Sterling return with a bit of fire in his stomach. While he does tend to get a touch of Alzheimer's when he's on the ball and forgets to pass, he is still an exciting talent and next season could be a big year for him if he continues to progress and avoids injury. But the big star for me so far has been Couthino.

I'm not sure if it's strictly legal for a man of my age to say such a thing, but I love this kid! Despite his tender years he is a wonderful footballer and a real joy to watch at times. To be honest, when we signed him back in January and I first got a look at him I thought he would be far too lightweight for the Premier League. I mean I've eaten burgers stacked taller than this lad and he looks like a stiff breeze would blow him over but looks have turned out to be very deceptive in this case.

The lad is a terrific player, he's got everything, touch, vision, close control etc. He made a big impact as soon as he was brought into the side but for me he really came into his own when he was moved into the central role off the striker. From there he was on the ball a lot more and able to exert a greater influence then he could in the wide role where he would drift in and out of the game which tends to be the standard return you get from wide men.

Of course Tino is still a very young lad and his form may dip here and there but for my money when you have player like him in your side you get the ball to them as often as possible and let them make things happen and this would be most effective if he is playing centrally. Unfortunately I've no doubt he will become a marked man among some of the Premier League knuckle draggers but if he can survive the upcoming season without suffering too many serious knocks, he will be a massive player for us and a key part of any relative success we achieve.

My biggest regret about the pre-season so far is that Sturridge is sitting at home nursing an ankle injury and hopefully reading the Bumper Book of Non Cringe-worthy Goal Celebrations. Sturridge is going to be a really important player for us in the campaign ahead, particularly as Suarez's future is at best uncertain, I see he has arrived in Australia (I thought we had stopped sending criminals there?). And there's also Aspas who is unproven and Borini who couldn't hit a blind donkey in the arse with a banjo!

Obviously we want to see goals coming from all areas of the team but if we are to make any progress on improving our league position we are going to need a 20+ league goals a season striker. Sturridge certainly fits the bill but it's worrying that he is missing out on pre-season and his legs seem to be made of glass! We definitely need to make a signing in this area.

Rodgers has said there will be more "exciting" signings before the end of the transfer window, but 48 hours before the close of last summer's transfer window Rodgers also stated that he was expecting us to sign another 2 or 3 players and we all know what happened then. Rodgers also recently said that Mignolet was brought in to compete with Reina, and of course Pepe is now on his way to Napoli. So you'll forgive me if I don't arrange any street parties on the basis of what Rodgers says.

Apologies if the rest of this blog appears to be a little negative but I lost my rose-tinted spectacles a long time ago and I've never been a big smoke and mirrors fan. What am I on about? Well to be honest I'm not sure but my spider senses are tingling and maybe I overdid it on the curry last night, but something doesn't smell right. Over the years this is normally the time when I start really looking forward to the season ahead but right now I'm feeling as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar!

Despite the fact that we finished 7th last season, I reckon if you did an honest assessment right now we would rate as the 6th best team in the Premier League. Credit is due for the fact that the club got some of its business done early but have the signings made so far really improved us? Toure and Mignolet are more or less direct replacements for Carra and Reina, but, perhaps significantly, they reduce the wage bill.

Aspas and Alberto are promising talents brought in relatively cheaply by today's standards, if they make it great but if they don't there is still an excellent chance the club will recover most of its outlay and perhaps make a decent profit. That seems like good business and there's nothing wrong with that as far as it goes, but the fact is the club hasn't actually spent any money so far. What has been spent on the incoming players has been more or less covered by the transfer fees of the outgoing players. Remember the smoke and mirrors I mentioned earlier?

But all of that is really good business if it plays out as Rodgers said recently that the early signings were to strengthen the squad, the next signings will be to strengthen the team. It is these "next signings" that are the most important in determining how serious the club is in challenging for a return to the top table of the Premier League, assuming of course that these "exciting signings" will materialize at all.

So far all we've heard about was that Armenian guy that we missed out on and to be honest I've got my doubts about how serious our attempt to sign him was. I mean it's very easy to say you were going to pay the £20+ million asking price when he's already gone elsewhere. Maybe I'm being a little too paranoid but I find it a little worrying that when the manager was asked about signings at the weekend he said there's nothing close at the moment but there's lots of work going on behind the scenes.

There's nothing close yet? FFS we are halfway through pre-season and about 5 weeks away from the new season, what are they waiting for? Could it be they are waiting for the Suarez money? If Suarez stays, will we actually sign anybody else? Can I fit any more question marks into this paragraph?

I just wonder if we end up selling Suarez for say £50 million will the club then go out and spend about £30million, bank the rest and tell everyone what a great job they are doing backing the manager. It just seems a little suspicious to me that the club can go out and make such early signings which would clearly have required a lot of planning before the last season even finished and now we've had this large gap where nothing has happened, and the manager says there is nothing close. It almost seems like they haven't actually planned on spending any money.

Of course all of these questions will no doubt be answered in the weeks ahead, but I'm a little worried. We need to spend money and bring in some quality if real progress is to be made this season. I'm not talking about players who come with the tagline, "prospect", "potential" or "highly rated", we've already got a squad full of those players.

I'm talking about players who have experience and have already proven themselves at a decent level. We need a blend of youth and experience, and we've certainly got the youth so it's high time to start working on the experience part of the equation. If such players arrive in the weeks ahead we'll be looking good but if not, then I'm afraid to say that it would appear the club's owners are not interested in building an empire, they seem to be building a salmon farm!

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

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Ode To Luis Suarez

Posted: 10 Jul 2013 03:49 AM PDT

Apologies in advance, I haven’t attempted to write verse since my school days and I’m sure it probably shows. But parts of the below Ode to Luis Suarez have been buzzing around in my head for awhile so I decided to write them down and post them as a little filler between blogs.

Dear Luis Suarez you've ruined my summer
All the talk of your leaving has proved a real bummer
You've been a Red hero, the star of the show
I can hardly believe that your ready go

I agree you're a victim of the British press
But they hate us too because their Manc-obsessed
Let's be honest you haven't helped yourself all the time
Still, the media manhunt has been the real crime

A comment deemed racist yielded an 8 game ban
but it only yields 4 to an English man
Your 10 game ban for biting was beyond defence
Unless your an English international, in which case, it's a yellow card offence

Every time your brought down it's a dive, the media claim without fail
It's the height of bad cheating, unless your name's Gareth Bale
Your complaining is highlighted, your branded a loony
Why can't you be a good example to children, like their own beloved Wayne Rooney

So the stories are spun with their rent-a-quote hype
They really don't care for you foreigner types.
FIFA say they'll kick racism out of the football one day
Perhaps they should start with the British media and the English FA

And through it all we've stood with you, through each stick and stone
Always ensuring you did not walk alone
We share your frustration and know that you've got good reason
But doesn't our steadfast support deserve at least one more season

The grass is not always greener, a career can be wrecked
We write songs for our hero's, other clubs just write cheques
We know you've had issues and sometimes it's been tough
But smile and remember The Kop, singing We Just Can't Get Enough

The decision is yours, but in case you're in doubt
I'll try one more time to spell it all out
Stay Red be a Hero, our number one guy
Or go and play second fiddle to a lady boy

Hope that wasn’t too painful!

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Friday, July 5, 2013

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Britain Ain’t Got Talent!

Posted: 04 Jul 2013 11:44 AM PDT

Great to see the club finally get their act together in the transfer market. Rodgers, Ayre and Co have been busier than a cross-eyed blackberry picker getting some of the club's transfer business done early and it makes a refreshing change from what we've become used to in recent years.

I'm old enough to remember perhaps our greatest ever transfer window. That was the glorious summer back in the 80's when the club announced the signings of Barnes, Beardsley and Aldridge. I was more excited than a priest at an altar boy convention and to cap it all off, all three combined to score in the first game of the season. Great days, but since then our transfer activity over the years gradually went from bad to worst.

Transfer highlights over the past couple of decades are rare and about 90% of our signings have been about as much use as an Amish electrician! Our list of past transfers reads like a who's, who of so what!

A typical summer transfer window in our recent past would consist of us waiting for Rick Parry to return from holiday, for 10 months of the year we couldn't give a monkey's fart what he did with himself but for the couple of months we actually needed him, he would go on holiday. And even when he did eventually return he'd paddle around in circles like a one-legged duck!

Last summer was another disaster but the winter window was successful and this summer has seen a great improvement in our transfer activity so far. It's not just the pace at which the business has been done but also that the club seems to have finally woken up to the fact that when it comes to football, we don't need a smug faced prat like Simon Cowell to tell us that Britain Ain't Got Talent!

The club's fixation on signing British/English players in recent seasons has been frustrating and extremely costly. It makes my blood boil and leaves me shaking like a dog shitting glass to think of the £80million spent/wasted on the signings of Carroll, Downing, Henderson and Adam, not to mention the "free" signing of Joke Hole who cost the club an absolute fortune in signing-on fees and wages.

A complete and utter waste of resources on a bunch of players nobody else particularly wanted. There is little talent and absolutely no value in the English market and not much up and coming talent judging by the results of the England Under 21's and Under 20's during the summer.

The England Under 21's, including our own Henderson and Wisdom, were knocked out of the European Championships losing all three of their group games and the Under 20's captained by our own Conor Coady were knocked out of the World Cup also at the group stage, drawing 2 and losing their other game, in fact they haven't won a game at the Under 20 World Cup since 1997!

As we've already found to our cost, established English players are completely over-priced and the young up and coming talent just doesn't seem to be there, beyond what we already have. So it's excellent to see the club using its scouting network to shop in other markets where the quality and value is much better and we can continue to develop our own home based players such as Kelly, Wisdom, Sterling and Coady among others.

So it's all positive and I'm very happy with the signings so far. I think if the season were starting this weekend Marmalade, Coolio and Asda would be in our first eleven and Carlos will be competing with Tino. Of course every transfer is a gamble regardless of price or reputation but you can at least push the odds as much as possible in your favour and I believe the Rodgers and Co have done that with these four signings.

I thought £9million was a little pricy for a goalkeeper initially but on reflection Marmalade has established himself as a top goalkeeper over the past two or three seasons in the Premier League and he is still a baby in goalkeeping terms so I think we've done well here.

Coolio is a very clever signing in my opinion. He is very experienced and well acquainted with the defensive requirements involved in playing for a young attacking side from his time at the Gooners. I think he lost his way a little at City but at 32 he still has the tools and if he is as motivated as he sounds he could prove to be the bargain of the summer. If we get two or three seasons from him it will buy us the time we need to bring on the likes of Kelly and Wisdom.

I guess we've all seen the You Tube clips of Asda and Carlos by now and they both look like exciting prospects, but You Tube clips can be deceptive. But at approx. £7million a piece the odds are loaded in our favour. I think they'll both be fine and I'm looking forward to seeing what they will bring to the side.

More signings will undoubtedly follow. My money's on a left back, a centre back and another attacker, hopefully Mika Maka can be persuaded to come here for his Tika Taka, but if Suarez leaves it's going to be a momentous task to replace his goals and influence. It's a glum prospect, but you've got to take whatever positives you can from the negatives and make the best of things.

So on the plus side his verbal diarrhoea at the Confederations Cup has at least alerted the club early to his intentions and I've no doubt Rodgers and Co will be already formulating plan B and C. And of course the other big plus is that Suarez signed a fresh contract last season and he will be going nowhere without the club collecting a big chunk of change to fund replacements. I'd still much rather have him with us next season but at least there are some options if it doesn't work out.

Finally, the very best of luck to Jonjo Shelvey on his £6million transfer to Swansea. This is one of those transfer moves that I think benefits all parties. Swansea get a decent player, Shelvey gets regular football and Liverpool gain extra funds from a fringe member of the squad. He won't be the last to leave this summer, or at least I hope not!

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Friday, June 28, 2013

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The Return of the Prodigal – Gerry’s back at Kopblog

Posted: 28 Jun 2013 02:53 AM PDT

Kopblog editor and award winning blogger, Gerry Ormonde, makes a long awaited return to action, penning his thoughts on the summer so far.

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Well it's been a long time since I've written anything and I may be a little rusty but I've really missed this place and it feels damn good to be back. For those who remember me from my previous posts, hello again mates and for those who don't, hold on to your hats this could be a bumpy ride!

Just to address some of the rumours regarding my absence, I have not been held in Guantanamo Bay, been in a Roy Hodgson induced coma, suffering from an unpronounceable STD or been abducted by aliens (again). The truth is I've just been busier than a cross eyed kid at a three ring circus but these are interesting times for Liverpool and I've got plenty to say, so here we go again!

Good Luck Andy And Thanks For All The Fish

I see Andy Carroll has finally become a Hammer which I think is pretty appropriate as I've always considered him a bit of a tool! I don't actually have a problem with the guy and genuinely wish him well blowing bubbles at Wet Spam but I'm just glad the whole sorry mess is over and we can put it behind us.

Carroll's signing was a dreadful kneejerk reaction in response to the departure of The Traitor, which was the equivalent of swapping a Ferrari for a bread van! Not only did the club pay massively over the odds for the guy but the error was compounded by the fact that he had a knee injury at the time which kept him from making any meaningful contribution for the rest of that season.

So had the club not rushed into things they could have held off until the summer and got a lot more for that kind of money but that's all water under the bridge now. Of course none of this is Carroll's fault and as I said earlier I don't really have a problem with the guy but I do have a problem some people whining about him not been given a chance or that he could have been kept as some kind of a plan B.

In between his various injuries Carroll made about 60 appearances for the club and those yielded about 5 or 6 good performances from him. Outside of the games there would have been countless training sessions and all of this would have provided plenty of data for Rodgers to make an assessment of the player when we arrived at the club.

What would more games or "chances" have revealed that wasn't already evident? Carroll has his talents. He is a big, strong bully of a centre-forward who would put his head on an airplane. What some people might refer to as an old-fashioned No 9, but "old-fashioned" are the operative words.

The game has moved on. Forwards in the modern game are all about pace, mobility and are very comfortable with the ball at their feet, all elements that Carroll does not possess and no amount of "chances" would change that. He was never going to fit into the type of football Rodgers wants the team to play and when the opportunity came to send him out on loan and get him off the wage bill for a while, the boss took it and I applaud his decisiveness.

I also believe keeping Carroll around as some kind of plan B, super sub would have done a lot more harm than good. When I was growing up in the 70's and 80's it was common practice among many teams, not Liverpool as it happens but a lot of teams, to send one of their centre-halves up front or have some 8ft tall knuckle dragger on the bench that they would bring on for the last 10 or 15 minutes of a game and hump the ball into the opponents box at every opportunity hoping for the best. It was a horrible "tactic" that occasionally worked but, thankfully, often didn't.

Truth be told I think that's more or less what most people had in mind when they spoke of Carroll as a potential "Plan B" and there is no way Rodgers would ever resort to such a tactic. The manager has come to the club with a clear football philosophy that he intends to employ not just in the first team but throughout the club. He totally believes in this philosophy and works to instil that belief into his players.

Each training session and each new addition to the squad is another step along that path. So for him to adopt a plan B that would basically involve throwing a big lunk on to the pitch and telling the players to forget all that other stuff and just hump the ball into the box would be a betrayal of that philosophy and potentially damaging to the development of the team.

So I think we're well rid of Carroll but I'm sure he won't be the only one to exit the club during this transfer window. In recent years our squad would often contain more deadwood than a lumberjacks skip! Things aren't quite as bad this season but there are still several players I'd rather see moved on.

As I've been writing this Liverpool have just confirmed the signing of goalkeeper Simon Mignolet who was impressive for Sunderland over the past couple of seasons but £9million does seem a lot. Now that this move has gone through it will be interesting to see what develops with Reina. I don't buy the "competition" line put out by the club, you don't pay £9million for a No2.

Anyway, as for other departures I think Jay Spearing found his level on loan with Bolton in the Championship and should return there. If a decent offer came in I also think we should offload Shelvey as well. He's still quite young and there's no doubt he's got ability but his sometimes childish antics on the pitch and occasional rants on Twitter makes me think he may be developing into another Joey Barton and we could do without that. Ultimately he might be more trouble than he's worth so I'd move him on if the price is right.

Jordan Henderson made some good progress last season and was quite impressive at times, particularly in the latter half of the season. I know the club tried to offload him last summer but he's come on a lot since then and I think he could be very useful to have in the squad next season.

Joe Allen had the kind of season that Alton Towers would be proud of! He started his Liverpool career in excellent form but his form dipped dramatically in the second half of the campaign. Even so, I can't believe the amount of stick I've seen thrown at him in certain quarters. I was at a couple of those early games and he really was excellent, in fact I remember coming away from one game thinking we've got an absolute bargain, this guy is truly World Class.

His loss of form coincided with a shoulder injury he'd been carrying and that has since been operated on. I have no doubts about Joe Allen, once he is medically cleared I think he will recapture his early season form and get even better. He will be a very important player for us next season and in the seasons beyond. It's great to see some exciting young attacking talent coming into the club but someone has to get the ball to them and Joe will play a big part feeding the ball to these guys.

Another player I'd be very happy to see the back of is Stewart Downing. How on Earth someone could have valued him at £20million is beyond me. He finally put in a handful of reasonable performances in the second half of last season but even a blind squirrel can occasionally find an acorn! For me Downing has always been an average player who occasionally plays good, rather than a good player who occasionally plays average.

But Downing has become an easy target for supporters ridicule and I don't want to resort to such things. So I'm not going to mention the fact that if the Romans had to rely on Downing for crosses, Jesus might still be alive today! Nor that he is the only footballer I've ever seen who is neither footed and I definitely won't be saying that he is the type of guy I'd like to see donating their body to medical science, preferably now!

I try to keep myself above such pettiness. But with the new players that have come in and some of the other players in the squad surely there is no place for Downing, unless the tea lady retires!

Anyway, I've got to save some stuff for next time so I'll leave it there for now.

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