Tuesday, April 23, 2013

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“What Can We Take(away) From Sunday?” … or “Ivan to Drink Your Blood” … or “There Are Easier Ways to Get Your Daily Bran, Lad.”

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 07:41 PM PDT

Who knew Branislav Ivanovic was finger lickin' good?
Personally, I'd have never guessed it. He doesn't look it.

But then again, I'm not gay, so I can't really profess to be the best judge of which professional Premier League footballers, "look a bit tasty", and which don't …
…The Girls of SkySports? …Sure, I have my opinions on just how tasty each of them is… but footballers?
(And fuckin Chav footballers at that?)

I can't even imagine what was going through the lad's mind to be honest.
I've played a lot of football in my years. I've been on the receiving end of some fairly rough treatment by lads bigger and stronger than me. And I've wanted to crack a few of them… but I can't ever remember wanting to eat one.
The Girls of SkySports? Well, I'd like to eat most of them… :)

I've defended Suarez in the case of what I still believe were spurious allegations made by Evra, and Fungus, and the English media in general…
I've defended him in regards the diving accusations… Sure he has gone down dramatically, but for every dive, there are 3 clear-cut, and often dangerously "take-him-out" tackles that refs have waved on…
(in this very game David Luis and Ivanovic gave the lad some very rough treatment.)
… but for me, I draw the line (personally) at biting!

Maybe its as the TAW guys suggested today… it's a perception thing….
…biting is just so childish…
…like pulling hair is considered girlish.
If Suarez had hauled off and punched Ivanovic in the face, I might be well behind him (as I said, its not like defenders don't dish it out).
If he'd toe-nogged him in the testicles, so hard it drove his nads up into his intestines, I'd likely have written it off as nothing more than a Chav really deserved.

… but it was a bite… and a rather daft, lame, petulant, and not-even-blood-drawing one.
(If you're gonna bite the fucker Luis, at least leave him looking like Griffin Dunne in the movie theatre scene from "American Werewolf in London"… it's not like you haven't got the fuckin teeth for it after all.)

So here we are again… Yet another Luis Suarez Controversy.
I feel a bit daft writing a whole blog about it to be honest… but there is a larger issue at hand in my opinion…

I suppose if nothing else, the one thing you can count on is that LFC fans (fans everywhere) have an opinion one way or the other on this guy… no fence sitting where our Luis is concerned…
… but therein lies the problem for many of us…
… "our" Luis.

We like to take possession of our "best and brightest" at Liverpool.
It's why the likes of Owen, MacManaman, and Torres are so vilified.
We get behind these talents to such an extent…. we support them unconditionally… so when they "betray" us… Hell might not have fury like a woman scorned… but The Kop sure does.

So along comes a player who, at his best, is more unplayable than the aforementioned 3 players rolled into one… and of course, we love him.
… but at his worst, draws not just the ire of opposing players, managers and the media, but colours all those who rush to his side in support, (at least outside of the LFC fanbase) as racists, as cheats, as thugs…
… and none of those descriptions fit with our hard fought reputation as Liverpool fans.

There are those among our fanbase who have written this guy off. They did so following the Evra affair, so this is hardly even the last straw for some.
(My own nephew views him as a "stain on the City" in the aftermath of Evra, and would welcome his sale.)
There are those that see this as just another funny incident in the story of a mad bastard of an entertaining footballer, and continue to be fully supportive of him (provided he seeks some counseling.)

… but as was asked on TAW… can such inexplicably pushed-over-the-edge, blow-your-top behavior be "counseled" out of Suarez… without also dulling down that clearly deep-seated, win-at-all-costs mentality that contributes so much to what makes him such a terrific footballer?
The first is almost an emergency "need" for LFC right now.
The latter could be "yet another self inflicted wound".

It is almost universally accepted at this point, that he will be banned for the remainder of the season.
If that is the worst outcome, perhaps there could be a silver lining in the incident.
He was on course to miss the Asia Tour due to his other summer footy commitments.
Maybe we should just send him on holiday now… (but err, send a psych counselor with him)… and let him get some much needed rest and recuperation… prior to those commitments… so he can join up with the tour following his National commitments.

It is, however, also being suggested in some quarters that he may just have played his last game in a red shirt… (if Fungus has his way, the FA will push this agenda.)
I know Ian Ayre has stated that we have no interest in selling Luis… and let's be honest a word from Ayre is like divinely scribed stone tablets… so not to worry, then…
(… and without blindly walking into the trap I've so oft been accused of… while not "reading between the lines", or "taking him out of context", I personally don't trust such statements for a minute.)

There are those that have suggested we "take 50 million for him" in the summer and rebuild.
I don't think that is at all realistic, even if he were saintly.
The more oft talked about 35 million sounds closer to what I'd expect to see offered.
But it's worth reminding people that part of the reason we got Suarez for only 22 million, was a slight devaluation in his "worth" following his earlier flirtation towards cannibalistic tendencies in Holland.

How long the anti-Suarez fervor remains in the press (and we could get lucky in that the Mancs' 20th and developments in the tight race for 3rd and 4th should occupy most of the guttersnipes,) and just how severe the FA opts to be towards him…
… will I think determine whether or not there is any devaluation from that 35 million.

But he also has a FIFA charge pending against him for punching an opponent while on International duty (now your talking Luis lad, that's more like it, Scousers can get behind that, :) now back to yer corner and wait for the bell,) and the combination of the two charges, and their subsequent punishments, could very well limit his suitors and/or any offer they're willing to make.

My money would be on it lowering his valuation… but Henry still having had enough of someone who brings bad press to a brand he's trying to build…
… so I'm quietly betting… (he says publicly on a blog,) (and not that this is what I want, but more, what I expect to happen) …on us selling him for about 25-to-30 million…
… and Henry (in an attempt to "Andy" his sale in the same way they did Nando's) spunking that 30 million straight up on a player they hope will be a direct 30 goal replacement.
…Time will tell I guess.

There is a wide array of opinions about all of this… among my close circle of Reds friends… among the wider LFC community… no doubt on Kopblog… so let the comments commence…

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

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“Progress” … or How I Learned to Sit on the Fence and Enjoy The View.

Posted: 08 Apr 2013 09:32 PM PDT

"Liverpool are much better under Brendan Rodgers." …So says Glenn Johnson.
…and he would know right? He's on the inside after all.

"He's like the English Messi." …and so said Steven Gerrard (rather embarrassingly in retrospect) about Joe Cole…
…so errr… you know… what players say ain't exactly indisputable gospel.

I'm glad the lad is enjoying his football (maybe he could put a bit more thought into what he does on the field if that's the case, like,) but Glenda's opinion is one I've been reading quite a bit lately, so I know there are a fair few Reds fans out there that hold the same opinion.

Me… I'm just not one of them.
Which is not to say that I am definitely and intractably in the opposite camp.
I personally find myself in a weird sort of "limbo" area, where I'm occasionally pleasantly surprised, more often particularly frustrated, but just mostly a bit like Kelly McGillis in Top Gun… having "Lost That Lovin Feelin" (and hoping a bunch of Navy Fighter Jocks don't start suddenly singing to me.)
(yeah right… like that's just me?)

I still troll a bit of Reds news on a daily basis…
I still watch LFC games every week…
..but this week, for the first time, I saw the scheduled 5:30am kick off and thought "fuck that, I'll DVR it and watch it when I get up."
It is the first time I've not gotten out of bed regardless of kick off time, and watched the match live.
And frankly I'm pretty glad that was the case given the tepid performance against a West Ham side that parked a bus and said, "go on then, show us what you got".
(Don't get me wrong, it was no Southampton debacle… far from one of those far too oft quoted "worst performance I've seen from the Reds"… though Southampton was close as fuck to earning that distinction…. but the game was pretty "meh", considering the opposition.)

Is Liverpool Football Club making progress?
Maybe that's not really the right question to ask?
Maybe we need to be asking, "What is progress"?
Who defines it, after all?
For me… "progress" has to be quantifiable.

There's no doubt you can point to certain areas and say… haha, there it is, right there… progress!

Last year we hit the post 40odd times.
This year we seem to have developed a serious aversion to wood and are tucking them away.
Last year at least 5 goalkeepers that I can think of just off the top of my head, faced Liverpool and put in the performance of their careers to rob us of points.
I can't honestly think of a single keeper that has done that this season.
So we've scored 59 goals as a result… compared to 47 last season… with 6 games left to play.
Progress?
Yes obviously its progress to score more goals and therefore put a few more points on the board…
… but I don't know that I agree those stats indicate a "clear improvement in our attack" which is what I've read a lot of comments say recently.
They show an improvement in goal scoring, but not in attack in general, since last season we were creating hatfuls of chances every game (that's attack) but just not converting them.

Last season we finished 8th on 52 points
This season we are in 7th on 49 points with 6 games remaining (essentially 18 points to play for, to add to that 49)
So again… that looks like progress of a sort, and we'll know in May by what measure of progress it is.

Last season we won 14 games… so far this season we have won 13.
Last season we drew 10 games… so far this season we have drawn 10.
Last season we lost 14 games… so far this season we have lost 9.

So with 6 games left, there is likely to be an overall improvement to those stats… but again, one that is only really marginal (unless we win all 6?)

And then we come to "goals conceded".
…40 last season.
…40 (to date) this season. (so… 6 clean sheets required then.)
…and yet there's a fair groundswell of opinion that defensively we are considerably worse this season???

And of course… there are the cups.
Last season: Played for 2. Won 1. Runners-up in the 2nd.
This season: Played for 3. Exited (early) in all 3.

I know some don't want to be bothered with these pesky cups… and would prefer to stick their fingers in their ears and chant "la, la, la, la" to those that would suggest this is regression… but that's what it is whether you like it or not.

If you add cup games played to the above stats, it reads like this
Last season: Won 25 Drew 11 Lost 15
This season: Won 21 Drew 15 Lost 11 (with 6 games to be played)

I guess my point… if I have one… is simply… statistically… for me, any progress is marginal.

"But we're playing lovely possession football"
Are we? Are we really?
Coz I'm seeing as many 50 yard Hollywood balls from Stevie G this season as we saw from both him and Charlie "the King of Hollywood Balls" Adam last season combined.

… and speaking of Stevie G.
Big Kudos to the man for soldiering into an age-defying season after several injury blighted seasons. He's made some of his teammates look like Championship material this seasons…. But…
… For Fucks Sake Lad… go practice how to take a fuckin corner will you?
… or pass the duties off to someone who can.

There was quite the long-running joke regarding the "value" of Charlie Adam corners last season…
…but if Stevie G. twats the ball into one more defender's nads…
… or takes one more corner that resembles Maverick doing a fuckin low altitude fly-by, 50 feet off the deck, causing a norwegian tourist in row 13 to spill his coffee all over his new replica shirt, before cashing and burning into the opposing corner flag…
… I'm taking fuckin hostages!

(attn: NSA internet monitor…. I am not actually going to take hostages, so please don't sent the FBI or ATF or Blackwater strike team to my house.)

So, does it simply come down, for some, to "we have a better squad" than last season.
Sturridge and Coutinho are clearly quality signings.
Assaidi and Borini have added little to the squad.
Hendo and Downing have improved on their past season.
Carra has been a revelation, while Skrtel has been a capitulation.
Joe Cole has been sold.

But for all of last summer’s discussions of who could "fit into Brendan Rodgers style of playing" and who couldn't…
… there's this little tidbit from LFC.tv

"Jamie Carragher was the best passer on the pitch against West Ham on Sunday with one of the season’s highest accuracy rates.
While the only stat in football that really matters is the final score, Carragher’s figures make interesting reading. An impressive 54 of the Scouser’s 56 passes found their man – and the 35-year-old played a higher percentage of long passes than his fellow defenders too (12.5 per cent).
Carragher’s overall accuracy of 96.4 per cent was the sixth highest in the Barclays Premier League this weekend behind Papiss Cisse (100 per cent), Steven Taylor (97.62), Antolin Alcaraz (97.44), Arouna Kone (97.14) and Steven Caulker (97.14).
However, Carragher played significantly more passes than any of these players.
And Opta stats show Sunday’s game was not a one off – with our No.23 dropping below 85 per cent only once in his 10 full Barclays Premier League games this term."

… not bad for a guy who was "past his sell-by date" for the vast majority of Reds fans last summer.
Maybe there's a lesson to be learned there about other players who've experienced slumps in form. (or got bombed out, perhaps??)
(maybe not?)
(Progress? Hard to quantify since he's retiring.)

Anyway… you all have your opinions.
I'm not gonna say, at this point, that anyone's opinion is right or wrong.
Some will read what I've written and take it as anti-Brendan…
… its not…
… and that I have both feet firmly cemented in the "we haven't progressed" camp.
… I don't.
I'm just not in the "we've progressed and I'm happy with it" camp.

For me this season has been a very mixed bag of shit and shinola.
…some good stuff, some not so good stuff, some bad stuff.
I'm not suggesting that there are not signs of encouragement…. there are.
… but a "season in transition" suggested has been very much THAT…
… and the coming summer will be part of that… a BIG part if we are to "transition" to something truly better next season.