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Ode To Luis Suarez Posted: 10 Jul 2013 03:49 AM PDT Apologies in advance, I haven’t attempted to write verse since my school days and I’m sure it probably shows. But parts of the below Ode to Luis Suarez have been buzzing around in my head for awhile so I decided to write them down and post them as a little filler between blogs. Dear Luis Suarez you've ruined my summer All the talk of your leaving has proved a real bummer You've been a Red hero, the star of the show I can hardly believe that your ready go I agree you're a victim of the British press But they hate us too because their Manc-obsessed Let's be honest you haven't helped yourself all the time Still, the media manhunt has been the real crime A comment deemed racist yielded an 8 game ban but it only yields 4 to an English man Your 10 game ban for biting was beyond defence Unless your an English international, in which case, it's a yellow card offence Every time your brought down it's a dive, the media claim without fail It's the height of bad cheating, unless your name's Gareth Bale Your complaining is highlighted, your branded a loony Why can't you be a good example to children, like their own beloved Wayne Rooney So the stories are spun with their rent-a-quote hype They really don't care for you foreigner types. FIFA say they'll kick racism out of the football one day Perhaps they should start with the British media and the English FA And through it all we've stood with you, through each stick and stone Always ensuring you did not walk alone We share your frustration and know that you've got good reason But doesn't our steadfast support deserve at least one more season The grass is not always greener, a career can be wrecked We write songs for our hero's, other clubs just write cheques We know you've had issues and sometimes it's been tough But smile and remember The Kop, singing We Just Can't Get Enough The decision is yours, but in case you're in doubt I'll try one more time to spell it all out Stay Red be a Hero, our number one guy Or go and play second fiddle to a lady boy Hope that wasn’t too painful! Keep the Faith

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